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Do women still like getting poems from guys?

I want to write this girl a poem to show I like her, but she wants to get pregnant, and I don't want that so this is my poem to her:

to me, seeing a baby bump is just like looking at a bum take a dump, it makes my junk turn into a lump. True dat, and I ain't no chump! Just show me a rump that I wanna pump. Come now, lets hump!


What do you think?

Public Comments

1. Needs more invitation to fornicate.

2. Some women do.
This poem though is..different.

3. In the bag.

4. Shakespeare you ain't.

5. oh, kind of a dirty poem but guess she's that way since she wants to get pregnant without being married. Why don't you consider marriage or breaking up rather than sinning. See a counselor. Get right with
God.

6. That was bloody hilarious. She'll be laughing her ass off as soon as she dumps you. Also, on a more serious note, most women do love poems - if they're written in good taste.

7. ::SNIFF:: That's beautiful, man!!!

8. did you miss sex ed..
were you taking a dump..?
she cant get pregnant
from the rump being pumped
so hump man hump

9. I don't like it. Sorry.

10. no